Hi, I'm Baylor University's residential internet network. Many of you know me as ResNet. I'm sure the majority of you know I blow - hard, but just to make sure everyone knows this, I thought I'd excercise such abilities. Though some of you reading this probably are using something other than me, you've more than likely all had to deal with my extreme garbage. Things like e-mail outages, unannounced internet blackouts, and sometimes I like to drag my ass so that you wish you were using a dial up connection, because you'd probably get more done that way. Anywho, I thought I'd say hi and that I'm ResNet. Oh and I won't really ever get fixed they'll just blame my inability to meet the on campus student body needs on viruses. In any case they'll just load all computers with garbage and computer stalling "virus protection." You all have to give me a hand, at least I keep you safe from smutty sites.
You may call me old fashioned for blocking sites, but I'm making progress. I did allow you to have access to such wild sites as www.Newgrounds.com (that was just last year). Some of you may hate me, but in my defense - if you have a technical problem, you won't be routed to some inept moron in India. Instead we hire them from within the student population so you can more easily be given the run around. We're not Dell, we care. But we do have a sweet contract with them, so why not buy one of their ratty machines while you're at it? Well look at how much time i've taken up! That's almost as much RAM I take up to do a simple (and pointless) virus scan that will show nothing. Well I'll let you go. Oh and by the way, anyone using me, don't go to any strange websites, because I am always watching what you're doing and am ready to destroy any privacy you may think you have.
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